Monday, January 13, 2014

The Lady From Crewe

Greetings - here is a very silly limerick I wrote. I hope it makes you smile :)

The Lady from Crew by Lucy Appleby


A fat bottomed lady from Crewe
Whose rump was whacked red, black and blue
Said, "My mate used a kipper
Instead of a slipper
And now I smell horrible too!"

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