Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Cornflakes and Kink

In the late nineteenth century Mr John Harvey Kellogg created Cornflakes, the breakfast cereal many of us have grown up with. But a little digging around reveals that Mr Kellog invented the humble cornflake to prevent masturbation and repress sexual desire, his intent being to present cornflakes as a ‘healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal.'

Hmmmn, seems that Mr Kellogg, a physician, believed that sex was not only unhealthy, it was an abomination.

He also had an obsession with bowels, and was an advocate of yogurt enemas. You can read more about him at the Museum of Quackery http://www.museumofquackery.com/amquacks/kellogg.htm

Well that all sounds like pants to me! What a fruit loop. Now if Mr Kellog had had a dominant wife, he just might have been made to see sense following the application of a damn good spanking.

I'm off to have breakfast now ... a nice slice of TOAST.

3 comments:

  1. Thank you not for this post on Thanksgiving. Quackery definitely explains his views - I'm thinking he must have been a little constipated by life.

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  2. More than a little I should think Leigh. He was nuts!

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