Anyone for Figging?: Disciplined by His Landlady

Joe arrives home drunk, and his landlady, Stephanie, is NOT impressed.

She gives him a sound strapping ... and then proceeds to have some fun with a hand of ginger, in the following extract from Disciplined by His Landlady.

********** Joe panted and squirmed as he bent over the end of the table, his arse smouldering with the licks from that strap. He wanted nothing more than to go and fill a bucket with cold water and sit in it. He knew better than to reach round and rub, so there he remained, his throbbing bottom blazing like a beacon, and as he waited he listened to Stephanie getting something out of the fridge. A moment later, the sound of her heels clicking on the tiled floor got his attention.

"Look what I have for you," said Stephanie gleefully. She thrust something in front of his nose.

"Er... what is it?"

Stephanie grinned wickedly as she brandished the hand of ginger she had prepared earlier. "Ginger."

"Oh. Right." So what?

"Cast your mind back. There's another use for it aside from culinary purposes. Remember we talked about figging?"

"Figging?!" Joe was conscious that his voice had gone up an octave. "You mean, you're going to ... ah, th-that thing ... is going up my ...?"

"Bottom." She nodded, his eyes twinkling. "You got it, honey." There was amusement in her voice as she beheld his expression. "So stick that naughty bottom right out for me to fit your ginger butt plug."

"Oh fuck." Joe gulped, his face flaming with embarrassment, his insides churning with humiliation tinged with a tiny trace of arousal.

"No swearing. Believe me Joe, you really are in no position to be making further mistakes for my punishment book log." She twirled the ginger round in her fingers. "So lovingly prepared and expertly peeled ... and all for you. You lucky boy."

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The Bastard Hairbrush!: Disciplined by His Landlady

Isn't it amazing how many big strong men squeal like a girlie when they are given a dose of the hairbrush?

Joe is no exception. He has committed the heinous crime of leaving the toilet seat up. Read on, from the following extract from Disciplined by His Landlady.

********** "And why do I look cross?" She scowled at him, her eyes blazing in that way that made him half excited and half fearful.

"Er ... not sure. Could it be something I've done?" He tried to look innocent but he had a nagging feeling he'd somehow messed up. Maybe she'd found the paint splats on her carpet or something. But no, it was far worse than that ...

"You left the toilet seat up. And you splashed the floor with your pee, you filthy, dirty little mongrel."

"Oh. Did I? Ooops. Sorry about that."

"Oh yes, you'll be sorry all right." She pulled out a kitchen chair and sat down on it, patting her lap. "Over you go, Mister. Pants down. It's the hairbrush for you."

Joe looked at the hairbrush and winced. It wasn't the rosewood one, it was bigger and looked much heavier, with a teak finish. It was a yellow-brown wood, a kind of tan coloured. Tan? How very apt, since she's gonna be tanning my poor arse with it. He pulled a face then with a resigned shrug lumbered over her lap.

"What happened to your promise to be obedient? That didn't last very long, did it!"

Stephanie expertly pinioned his legs with her own, making him feel suddenly helpless and defenceless and completely at her mercy. It was scary. But it was kind of delicious at the same time. He was quietly contemplating this dichotomy when the first blow struck. It landed with a hard thud across the centre of his cheeks, and he reacted by opening his mouth and emitting a loud yelp of pain.

"I specifically told you not to forget to lift the seat up..."

CRACK!

"Ow!"

"And I told you to put the seat back down when you were through..."

CRACK! CRACK!

"Arrrgh!

"And I also said no spills on the on the floor!"

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!

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